>From: David Budd Date: 22 Jul 92 09:19:21 GMT Subject: fisherman's film club Reply-To: D.Budd@uk.ac.manchester-computing-centre X-Mailer: Pegasus Mail v2.2 (R4). Here you go: >From: imc@prg.ox.ac.uk (Ian Collier) Subject: Re: Living Comedy (r.g.mornington.cresent) Keywords: mornington cresent i'm sorry i havn't a clue Date: 9 Jun 92 14:07:40 GMT In article , zlsiida@fs1.mcc.ac.uk (dave budd) wrote: >Um....how many of the Fishermans Film Club jokes can you remember? >I was laughing too much to write them down.... OK, since you asked... Fisherman's Film Club (ISIHAC, 30 May 1992) Some films which are suitable for an audience of fishermen. Piranha de Bergerac The Carpbaggers Hook The Happiest Dace of your Life A Licence to Brill And Cod Created Woman Cramer vs Fishcake The Clambusters The Great Eskate Kiss Me Skate Bring Me The Haddock Of Alfredo Garcia Catch 22 Last Turbot in Paris A Midsummer Night's Bream Stage Roach A Star is Spawn Prawn Free Henry IV, parts one and tuna Some Pike it Hot Dial M for Mermaid Steve McQueen in Mullet Vegetable Film Club (ISIHAC, 6 June 1992) Some films which are suitable for an audience of vegetarians. Dirty Haricot bean Billy the Kidney bean Stop or my Mum Will bean-Shoot The Adventures of Tom Soya The African Quorn When Haricot Met Celery War and Peas El Swede Kirk Douglas as leader of the gladioli in: Asparagus Jack Lemmon and Shirley McCain's in: The Allotment The Night my Cucumber Came Up Kalehouse Rock, with Elvis Parsley A Quiche before Dying Texas Coleslaw Massacre Mushroom with a View Ricepuddin' - the Mad Monk Ill Met by Marmite Radish of the Lost Ark Silence of the Yams Of Human Roughage The Endive Ian Collier Ian.Collier@prg.ox.ac.uk | imc@ecs.ox.ac.uk ------- End of Forwarded Message